[video] Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of 'Friendster' Civilization

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Researchers conducting the Friendster excavation say the site has been deserted since the year 2005 A.D.
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[video] Adults Go Wild Over Latest In Childrens Picture Book Series

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Adult readers say they are drawn to the 'Green Man' children's book series by the complexity of its characters ranging from yellow to blue.
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[video] DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico

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The DEA says Lil Wayne is an indispensable weapon against Mexican drug cartels having eradicated 40 tons of marijuana alone by smoking it himself.
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[video] Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked

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Panelists discuss whether there is an epidemic among young people today who get stoked over everything from free keychains to tacos.
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[video] Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

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Republicans say they have found their fresh new face in the corpse of Ronald Reagan, recently back from the dead.
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[video] Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.

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11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet.
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[video] Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

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Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly.
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[video] Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks

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Designers say the new game explores the endless paperwork, routine patrolling a modern day soldier endures in photorealistic detail.
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[video] Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

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Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.
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[video] Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

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An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck.
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[video] Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

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People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.
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[video] How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

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Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality.
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[video] Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting

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In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting 'disgusting' and 'completely inappropriate.'
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[video] Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Daring Jewel Heist

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Steam Room analysts debate whether the International Fencing Federation should rein in this rogue, or if De La Croix will narrowly escape yet again.
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[video] Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows

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Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night.
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[video] Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

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White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes.
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[video] New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

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The CDC's new anti-smoking campaign effectively reaches teens with a simple message: if you smoke, people are going to know you're totally crazy for butt sex.
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[video] Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans

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Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving, considerate family is a slap in the face to the average American who only bears feelings of...
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[video] Crime Reporter Finds Way Of Linking Warehouse Fire To Depraved Sex Act

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On Raw Justice, host Dean Reid investigates the closed case of an 'accidental' fire and finds shocking new evidence of sexually motivated arson.
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[video] Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar

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8 year old Lucas Armitage has become a national hero after bravely defending his home by shooting a burglar multiple times in the chest and neck.
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[video] BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS

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Congress is deadlocked on the best way to get a bat out of their committee chamber.
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[video] Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor

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As Americans rush to join the Nouveau Poor, panelists debate the claim that the newly poor are incapable of integrating with long established poor...
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[video] U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

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Innocent civilians across the impact zone are picking up the pieces after Secretary of State Clinton's tedious visits to their farms, cultural centers.
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[video] Americans Observing 911 By Trying Not To Masturbate

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Americans say attending a 911 vigil or observing a moment of silence to only then come home to jerk off is disrespectful and wrong.
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[video] NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions

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Thanks to the NFL's Mentoring Program, the Lions got to spend a fun-filled day with the pros learning to catch, tackle.
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[video] Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids

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'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.
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[video] Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

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In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the Minotaur's sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation technique yielded valuable intelligence.
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[video] Ominous Music Heard Throughout U.S. Sends Nation Into Panic

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Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins.
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[video] Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across U.S., Nation Panicking

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Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins.
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Baseball Superstar Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use

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Despite eyebrows raised by his .850 batting average and the Persian oil lamp he carries everywhere, 'Magic Lamp' emphatically denies ever using a...
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White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase

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White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode.
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Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women

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Women Deserve Better says PETA abuses defenseless, simple-minded women by forcing them to remove their clothes and participate in humiliating publicity stunts.
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Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

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Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun.
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New Google Service Lets Privacy Critics Opt-Out, Relocate To Remote Village

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Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun.
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Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive

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Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender!
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U.S. To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com

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Treasury officials say the gold has just been in the bottom of some vaults at the US Bullion Depository anyway, and the government needs the money NOW.
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U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt

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Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy.
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Congresswoman Says Botched Plastic Surgery Most Important Issue Facing U.S.

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Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that's all.
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Evander Holyfield To Box Horse For Heavyweight Title

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Boxing officials are hoping the once in a lifetime chance to see Holyfield try to take down thoroughbred Evening Dream will reignite interest in...
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China Celebrates Its Status As Worlds Number One Air Polluter

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China revels in a UN report that found it has the highest smog levels in the world, a sure sign of China's progress and prosperity.
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Chinas Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is

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The curmudgeonly Poyuan Wei thinks the only thing wrong with the Chinese Government is that they are not tough enough on dissidents.
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Human Rights Group Campaigns To End Use Of Child Politicians In Africa

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Jim and Tracy learn that in nations like Sierra Leone children as young as 12 are forced to smile, wave, and shake hands until they drop from exhaustion.
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Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon

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Supporters of the Pentagon's Dragon Tank urge Obama to reconsider the fearsome power of titanium nostrils mounted with long-range flamethrowers.
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New Live Poll Allows Pundits To Pander To Viewers In Real Time

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In The Know's new live internet poll feature revolutionizes how pundits shamelessly cater to what viewers want to hear.
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Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes

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Citizens across Mexico hope that the new Asshole Wall will stem the tide of assholes that visit from the US each year to aggressively drink, vomit.
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New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

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Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating.
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Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature

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Taco Bell boasts zero environmental impact with their new menu which will rely solely on synthetic, lab-produced ingredients.
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Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker

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The President says the purpose of the performance reviews is to have a little face time to make sure we're all on the same page going forward.
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US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com

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Treasury officials say the gold has just been rattling around in the bottom of some vaults at the US Bullion Depository anyway, and the government...
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Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep After Breaking Leg

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After gym doctors confirmed the injuries were career-ending, Johnson's trainers said there was no reason to keep her alive.
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