Thursday, March 26, 2009

Congressmans War Hero Son Would Have Wanted Highway Bill Passed

one for all my friends out there from the Onion Video
Rep. David Whittle (D-VA) speaks passionately about how his son, who died in Iraq, would have loved to see this appropriations bill passed.
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport

something else i like from the Onion Video
Business Week ranked the airport last in customer satisfaction due to long delays, bureaucratic employees, and overall oppressive atmosphere.
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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Paleontologists Discover Skeleton Of Natures First Sexual Predator

the Onion Video has posted another video.
Paleontologists believe the intact skeleton could shed light on the bizarre fetishes of this pervert dinosaur.
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail To Explode Inside Targets

this is an interesting video from the Onion Video on snackfeed.com.
Steel Hawk Inc. is offering a full refund to customers who bought thenon-flesh-shredding bullets.
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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

love this show - the Onion Video - and here is another video from it ..
Panelists dismiss the notion that something could go wrong with the 75-foot-tall crabs that shoot acid from their mouths.
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

NCAA Expands March Madness To Include 4,096 Teams

the Onion Video
Online universities and bible colleges will be among the thousands of teams vying to prove they are the best in the nation.
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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair

something else i like from the Onion Video
Rep. Gregory White (D-NH) tearfully asks forgiveness for the degrading and sinful acts he is about to engage in.
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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Jennifer Love Hewitt Pays Magazine 2.2 Million To Run Photos Of Her Baby

one for all my friends out there from the Onion Video
Celebrity watchers attribute the exorbitant price to the incredibly low demand for any news about Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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