Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

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The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly.
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How To Wax Your Floors Without Slipping And Severing Your Spine

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Author Jerry Bloom visits Today Now to explain how you can make your kitchen floor shine without falling and paralyzing yourself for life.
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YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video

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YouTube is offering a cash prize to the first user to upload a video with a shred of originality or artistic merit.
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Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea

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From Onion News Network International: North Korea's space program will capture the moon and bring it home, a feat no Western nation could accomplish.
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Police Say School Shooter Had Troubled Past, History Of School Shootings

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Teachers may have overlooked a number of red flags, including Bobby Knowles' turbulent home life, violent writing, and previous school shootings.
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Bratz Dolls May Give Young Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of Head Size

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In Beyond The Facts, we examine how Bratz are convincing a generation of girls that to be hip and beautiful they have to have gigantic heads.
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Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama's Inauguration Ceremony

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Rep. Cummings (D-VA) wants to mark Obamas historic inauguration with an intricately choreographed dance piece of his own creation.
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Congressional Committee Debates Merits Of Proposed Inauguration Dance

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Rep. Cummings (D-VA) wants to mark Obamas historic inauguration with an intricately choreographed dance piece of his own creation.
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Survivors Of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss Of Gasoline

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Community members who didn't burn to death are struggling to accept the devastating loss of so much premium fuel.
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Man Who Crossed Nation In Balloon Only Wants To Talk About Horse Abuse

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Today Now! welcomes adventurer and balloonist Trent Montaug, who is determined to steer the conversation to the horrors of horse abuse.
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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

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The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few dozen spins and clicks of a wheel.
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