Congresswoman Says Botched Plastic Surgery Most Important Issue Facing U.S.

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Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that's all.
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Evander Holyfield To Box Horse For Heavyweight Title

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Boxing officials are hoping the once in a lifetime chance to see Holyfield try to take down thoroughbred Evening Dream will reignite interest in...
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China Celebrates Its Status As Worlds Number One Air Polluter

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China revels in a UN report that found it has the highest smog levels in the world, a sure sign of China's progress and prosperity.
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Chinas Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is

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The curmudgeonly Poyuan Wei thinks the only thing wrong with the Chinese Government is that they are not tough enough on dissidents.
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Human Rights Group Campaigns To End Use Of Child Politicians In Africa

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Jim and Tracy learn that in nations like Sierra Leone children as young as 12 are forced to smile, wave, and shake hands until they drop from exhaustion.
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Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon

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Supporters of the Pentagon's Dragon Tank urge Obama to reconsider the fearsome power of titanium nostrils mounted with long-range flamethrowers.
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New Live Poll Allows Pundits To Pander To Viewers In Real Time

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In The Know's new live internet poll feature revolutionizes how pundits shamelessly cater to what viewers want to hear.
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Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes

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Citizens across Mexico hope that the new Asshole Wall will stem the tide of assholes that visit from the US each year to aggressively drink, vomit.
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New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

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Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating.
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Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature

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Taco Bell boasts zero environmental impact with their new menu which will rely solely on synthetic, lab-produced ingredients.
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