[video] Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

one for all my friends out there from the Onion Video
People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.
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[video] How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

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Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality.
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[video] Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting

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In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting 'disgusting' and 'completely inappropriate.'
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[video] Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Daring Jewel Heist

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Steam Room analysts debate whether the International Fencing Federation should rein in this rogue, or if De La Croix will narrowly escape yet again.
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[video] Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows

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Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night.
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[video] Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

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White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes.
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[video] New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

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The CDC's new anti-smoking campaign effectively reaches teens with a simple message: if you smoke, people are going to know you're totally crazy for butt sex.
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[video] Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans

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Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving, considerate family is a slap in the face to the average American who only bears feelings of...
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