Thursday, April 30, 2009

Ambassador Stages Coup At UN, Issues Long List of Non-Binding Resolutions

the Onion Video has posted another video.
Uganda's Ambassador is threatening to abolish the Committee on Conferences and author the draft calendar of conferences and meetings himself.
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Autoworkers Compete to Keep Jobs, Livelihoods on New Reality Show

the Onion Video has posted another video.
On Auto Warriors two Ford plants will battle it out, building to the LIVE season finale event: one plant will close, 3,000 will get the axe!
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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?

I love the Onion Video and they just posted some new video i found
In The Know panelists discuss whether seeing images of dead babies and bludgeoned prostitutes in our sleep is desensitizing Americans to violence.
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas

you have to watch this one -- very interesting from the Onion Video
A new Department of Labor report finds personal outsourcing is revolutionizing how Americans dont do their own work.
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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars

you have to watch this one -- very interesting from the Onion Video
Treasury Officials say the dye used in printed money is extremely toxic and urge Americans to send all their cash to Washington immediately.
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs

the Onion Video has posted another video.
From the Onion Prison Channel: Prison analysts warn rising inflation could devalue everything from rim jobs to shivs.
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Thursday, April 9, 2009

Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable

this is an interesting video from the Onion Video on snackfeed.com.
Panelists discuss how pornography warps children's minds, leading them to believe sex is actually fun rather than shameful and embarrassing.
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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face

I love the Onion Video and they just posted some new video i found
Experts say Close Range sets a new standard for first-person shooter games with its vivid graphics and endless stream of exploding faces.
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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Morning Show Host Starts Charity To Rid World Of Flying Debris

something else i like from the Onion Video
After her best friend was killed by flying debris, Today Now host Tracy Gill dedicated her life to protecting other people from wind-borne rubble.
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack

the Onion Video
Georgia police were so confident Marshall was the man who killed young Janet Kelly in a state bear preserve, they didn't investigate other suspects.
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