[video] Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

I love the Onion Video and they just posted some new video i found
In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the Minotaur's sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation technique yielded valuable intelligence.
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[video] Ominous Music Heard Throughout U.S. Sends Nation Into Panic

another great video from the Onion Video
Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins.
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[video] Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across U.S., Nation Panicking

I love the Onion Video and they just posted some new video i found
Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins.
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Baseball Superstar Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use

the Onion Video
Despite eyebrows raised by his .850 batting average and the Persian oil lamp he carries everywhere, 'Magic Lamp' emphatically denies ever using a...
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White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase

one for all my friends out there from the Onion Video
White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode.
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Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women

you have to watch this one -- very interesting from the Onion Video
Women Deserve Better says PETA abuses defenseless, simple-minded women by forcing them to remove their clothes and participate in humiliating publicity stunts.
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Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

one for all my friends out there from the Onion Video
Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun.
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New Google Service Lets Privacy Critics Opt-Out, Relocate To Remote Village

the Onion Video has posted another video.
Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun.
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Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive

this is an interesting video from the Onion Video on snackfeed.com.
Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender!
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U.S. To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com

something else i like from the Onion Video
Treasury officials say the gold has just been in the bottom of some vaults at the US Bullion Depository anyway, and the government needs the money NOW.
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U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt

something else i like from the Onion Video
Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy.
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